im not high mom im just happy
happy i blazed that dank ass weed
Just don’t settle please make that dude eat your pussy on the first date and don’t give anythig in return
when white guys are like “man I wanna kiss a black girl and taste that sweet chocolate” I just wanna go oh yes I taste like chocolate I’m so glad you recognize that and mmmm I wanna taste you too. can’t wait for the taste of baking powder and oppression.
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH OMG